Day 4 of winter break.
He wants to go see the Spongebob movie.
Crazy thing is, I kinda want to see the Spongebob movie, too.
There I admitted it.
Also, it’s been cold. Very cold. This morning was the 15th straight day I’ve let the dog out in the morning and read a below zero temperature.
So the other day, the kid asks me, “How cold does it have to be so when you pee in the air it freezes before it hits the ground?”
That’s my boy.